Thanks Frank

Meet Artemis. She lives in my ‘dungeon’ and judges my life choices.

She is not named after the newest space mission. As much as I love space, she's actually named after Artemis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

I don’t know why…I just looked at her and knew.

As for the slippers, Bombas are my favorite house slippers. They feel like socks, have grippies on the bottom, they're washable, and Bombas gives back.

Honestly, I feel like Bombas would be on Artemis's list of things she'd have Frank buy for her before a rendezvous “in back of Wendy's”.