Rants & Reviews

Kate Rates:

0 Stars - Why did this movie even get made?
1 Star - Almost unwatchable, but hey, it’s technically a movie.
2 Stars - Had potential, but wasn’t done right.
3 Stars - Solid. Entertaining, clear, no regrets.
4 Stars - Great. Made me think, kept me guessing. Minus a point if it dragged or botched the ending.
5 Stars - Perfect. No notes. Don’t touch a thing.

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BELLY BETRAYAL RANT

Its like my body and the universe are in cahoots.

What we do in the shadows movie review

Vampires Don’t Do Dishes

POSTED: SUMMER 2025

...and Wheezing

My love language is Lysol.
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Horny housewives meets murder mystery

The Hunting Wives.
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X trilogy review

Very underrated.

Driving

Kill em! Wipe em out! Yeet them into the beyond…
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Blanket Rant

Blanket Whore.

Sinners Movie Review

Dripping with atmosphere and vibes. Soundtrack that slaps. Fun night turns to a night from hell.

Weapons movie review

Weapons Movie- 5 stars. Spooky, witchy, quick, and smart. Kept me hooked start to finish. Just watch it.