“The things we’re not supposed to say out loud…”
…but someone has to
NEW THIS WEEK
“Johnny, you emotional bastard!”
Absence makes the heart grow FERAL.
“Auntie Kate is coming…”
POSTED: FALL 2025
When story time takes over my brain.
Usually the crew isn’t having it, but today? They let her cook.
Guess what?…
And there she is-Sis, looking way too grown for my liking.
POSTED: SUMMER 2025
Kick off your shoes, grab a coffee - you’re in Auntie territory now.
How a job became my favorite title.
A three-year-old, a shampoo bottle, and a set list for the ages.
A potty break turns into a hostage situation.
Because sometimes screen time is survival time.
Meal prep with a side of toddler theatrics.
He was the headliner. He was late. She was wildly unimpressed.
Born with rhythm in their bones.
When your playroom doubles as a royal runway.
Fine dining, Auntie-style.
They can’t reach the gas pedal, but they can serve a look.
A masterclass in imaginary conflict.
Because a little illness can’t kill the groove.
Ken is not ready for this conversation.
Sometimes the only peace is three exits past your destination.
My brain keeps forgetting I’m a writer.
Gone too long…
The magic carpet ride to sugar.
Even royalty needs toilet paper.
Diaper rash blues. Lion King style.
She’s proud, ready, and she knows I’ve got her back..
From yeeting animals to snuggling so tight. Nap time is never boring.