“The things we’re not supposed to say out loud…”

…but someone has to

NEW THIS WEEK

COOL AUNTIE CRANKS HOG

“Johnny, you emotional bastard!”

Trash Truck Fomo

Absence makes the heart grow FERAL.

Family birthday party

“Auntie Kate is coming…”

POSTED: FALL 2025

'Mater would be Proud

When story time takes over my brain.

Labor day diva

Usually the crew isn’t having it, but today? They let her cook.

The chicken butt experience

Guess what?…

Tiny dancer

And there she is-Sis, looking way too grown for my liking.

POSTED: SUMMER 2025

Welcome

Kick off your shoes, grab a coffee - you’re in Auntie territory now.

A Little Backstory

How a job became my favorite title.

Trollchella

A three-year-old, a shampoo bottle, and a set list for the ages.

Two Babies, One Toilet

A potty break turns into a hostage situation.

TV is my Co-parent. Fight me.

Because sometimes screen time is survival time.

Dinner and a Show

Meal prep with a side of toddler theatrics.

The John Dory Longing

He was the headliner. He was late. She was wildly unimpressed.

Baby Bass Beats

Born with rhythm in their bones.

Princess Parade

When your playroom doubles as a royal runway.

Dino Nugget Chicken Parm

Fine dining, Auntie-style.

toddlers who slay and the aunties who drive them

They can’t reach the gas pedal, but they can serve a look.

The argument that never was (and never ends)

A masterclass in imaginary conflict.

Booty Shakes & Blisters

Because a little illness can’t kill the groove.

Barbie Talks Anatomy

Ken is not ready for this conversation.

Keep Driving

Sometimes the only peace is three exits past your destination.

Imposter Syndrome?

My brain keeps forgetting I’m a writer.

Reunited

Gone too long…

her royal sugar highness

The magic carpet ride to sugar.

Princesses Run Errands Too

Even royalty needs toilet paper.

Red like rafiki

Diaper rash blues. Lion King style.

She’s proud, ready, and she knows I’ve got her back..

big girl bed. big girl rules.
who's next/dream land

From yeeting animals to snuggling so tight. Nap time is never boring.